Monday, October 22, 2007

6-1 Thanks to Wes Walker


Monday night and it looks good for a 6-1 record. I just have to hope Clark from the Colts does not match Wes Walker's big 25 point gift. I was sweating the matchup with Buck's Bruisers tied for the #2 spot. Game time decisions had me thinking about Big Ben but then he said he better throw in practice cause all he would be doing was handing off to Parker. Of course he gets 4 TDs and 34 points while chump Carson Palmer hands off all day and comes up with a paltry 15 points. Thank God for Wes Walker who some how gets another 25 for the Queens. I also kept Calvin Johnson on the pine and he beat by fading Randle El by 8 points. I calculated that I left 24 net points on the BN. with Big Ben and Calvin and a second string kicker. Also I had to put in some Morris guy from Seattle to take LT's spot while he was on a bye.

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

A Communique From The Commissioner


Here are some kind words I received from Commissioner John after Adrian Peterson of the Minnesota Vikings racked up 40 plus points 3 touchdowns and 328 yards.
Fine showing this week, VQ. That Peterson trade vaults you into elite status among the Futball teams.
Yes I knew Peterson was a money player. And to make things even better this week, LT had his firstbreakout game with 44 points. I almost traded him for Westbrook but it seems my patience paid off. Now he is sitting out with a bye this week and I need another running back besides a Seattle bench jockey. Is there any one out there I could pick up for this game to sneak past Buck's Bruisers in week seven? Maybe I should count on a Tony Romo slump. I picked up Folk as a kicker which leaves me in the fantasy owners quandary. Peterson and my real Vikes play the Cowboys with Folk. If the Vikings D plays as usual Romo will go wild and Folk will get some points. I may suit up my other kicker just so I won't cheer for the stinking Cowboys kicker when he is playing against my real Vikings. Should I let emotion and life long loyalties enter into the equation? ...these are the Tough questions that fill my days and nights during my first fantasy season.

Monday, October 8, 2007

4-1 Looking Good

It was bye week for the Bengals and my big combo of Palmer and Ocho Cinco with the Bengals kicker. I put in Big Ben and he came through. I was worried about going without a kicker so I picked up some insurance from the Cowboys and I did not need it because Kitna and the Lions only racked up three points on the scoreboard. Next week we matchup with Nuns and Roses and former Rams star Kurt Warner. I just hope he doesn't bring back some of the Ram's magic for the faithful nun.